Archive for May, 2010

Hello peoples, did you miss me?

Sorry about the long time no blog thing, but shheeeesh I was tired last week. And grumpy also. I decided to keep myself to myself until I stopped grumping at everyone, and felt rested when I woke up instead of gritty eyed and resentful about being awake. Trust me, you don’t like me when I am tired and frazzled and unreasonable. It was for the best

Ok, so we have HEAPS of catching up to do. I don’t have a whole heap of blogging time this morning, and I don’t think the modem arrived yesterday or Wifey would have told me, but I have internet at work, and hopefully the modem will have arrived by the time I check out tomorrow, so fingers crossed lol. Anyway, point is, I might have to blog this adventure in installments if I don’t have time to get it all done today.

This blog would be heaps better with pics, but my website hates me right now. I’ve used up all allowable memory or something, still. Maybe I have to pay more or something for more memory… Come on geeky ones, help me out here, whats the deal? Do we want blogs with boobies or not? Meh, I tried lol.

Ok, so been arguing with religious Dave – I gave up on him for the record, I got one more email from him where he said that God never changed or updated the rules. There were some fairly interesting points in it, I’ll post it as a comment on his blog post, but I cbf replying to it. No point talking to those who’ve already made up their minds, and the fun is waning lol.

Besides that, I’ve also visited 4 different states, lost my anal virginity to my new butt training toys, with the help of the Ass Master, Egg Shen, made some lovely new friends in some lovely places, encountered a man who is my height, bombed into pools all over the country, run starkers through the desert, chucked a few sickies, thrown a few wobblies, (for Gen – chucking a sicky is calling in sick for work or not showing up due to a real or imagined illness, and throwing a wobbly is losing your temper and either shouting at people or having a big cry. I tend to be more of a shouter usually lol) been banned from 2 hotels now (!!!!) had a lot of cocktails, flirted with many barmen and wasted a $50 tip on the uber cute but oh so gay one in Canberra, heard a retraction of hate from someone who started the conversation with “oh, you’re the pink bikini girl, I hate you!!!” and ended it with “you’re awesome, arn’t you, you really are awesome!!!” hehe and umm what else, I nearly died trying to learn Tantra from Mason (yep, another booking lol) .. oh, and I rode a camel while another camel tried to bite me on the butt and swore at me in Camel!!!

I think that covers the main points.

In more recent news, this morning I rode a pink old school bike to work while wearing a tutu. And moterbike boots. Its a sunny sunny day, my hotel is by the harbour, there are cafes downstairs that sell bacon sandwiches, people will be coming over to shag me soon, its a wonderful wonderful day.

Oooh. I shouldn’t have said bacon. My stomach just tried to take a good sized bite out of my spine. I’m going to go buy bacon, and then I am going to get into my sexy gear (as opposed to tutu and boots with cartoony tshirt) and then I’m going to have to get down and dirty from 10am

Oh, guess what, Wifey and I are going to the Swingers thing that SDU have been promoting. I can’t wait to see the look on her face when we get there. I’m pretty sure she may have been slightly tiddly when she agreed to go. Eggsy, if you can get a sponser, we will be your dates ok? Can’t have you missing out on that level of debauchery, can we?

Anyway, bacon calls.

Talk soon

Lani xx

From: daveel@live.com
To: luscious.lani@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: sex work
Date: Sun, 2 May 2010 13:02:54 -0400

Lani,

It’s not what I believe that matters it’s what God reveals in the Bible. He has written that fornicators and adulterers will NOT inherit God’s Kingdom. You can talk about how incompassionate I am till you are blue in the face but that does not change God’s view on the matter. I am telling you straight out any who have a illicit lifestyle are living dangerously form every aspect but primarily from God’s viewpoint his word the Bible is very clear about this.. You choose to ignore this..  There is no second chance for Adam and Eve they died as a result of their sin and will stay dead. The soul that is sinning will die… This takes on special meaning to those who practice sin.. The scriptures core message is that sinners repent recognize their sins before God and change this is so they have a chance to be saved  from the coming destruction that IS coming soon. Those unrepentant will die. Not by human efforts but by God’s Judgment.  Again we can excuse, rationalize, cite partial truths to defend how love is to be extended toward all, yes that is true. But love does not excuse sin. Otherwise it is not love. Because sin is not good for humans it is our enemy it will lead to our death both spiritually and physically..

Your friend put their video on vimeo so as to advertise a sinful way of life.. They have freewill to make whatever they want known.. But I also am endowed with freewill to show they are wrong in their choice. Not because I say so but God does.

Dave

Hi Dave,

Surely if God was concerned about Seranna’s video he has better tools to use than your circular, unreasonable arguement? I’m sure He is quite capable of striking her down Old Testament style if she irritates him too much.

He sent Jesus to Earth to teach us to love one another. I find myself wondering if you are more a fan of Old Testament God? New Testament God seems to be over all the smiting, and all about accepting others choices and making your own journey towards salvation, offering love and compassion to everyone in the meantime.

If I felt your comment came from love and a willingness to help Seranna in her journey, I wouldn’t have said peep. I instead feel that your comment came from a sense of moral superiority and a desire to put down Seranna and devalue the good work she is doing promoting sex workers rights.

A while ago Americans believed that negroes had no souls, weren’t human, and were not worthy of Gods compassion, or yours. They were sinners for having the wrong culture and skin colour apparently. Thankfully, due to the hard work and sacrifice of many activists and a whole army of Union soldiers, this opinion seems to have been updated. Apparently God does love negroes now. So much so that he made one President of the USA. How times have changed lol.

What Seranna is working towards is the same rights for sex workers as any other sinner. You are human, therefore you sin. It’s disappointing that you are so blind to your own faults you feel the need to comment on the sins of others. According to Gods word, the bible, all humans sin. Unbaptised babies go straight to h*ll, even infants are not free from sin. To be human is to be a sinner, as I understand it.

You’ve heard the saying about people in glass houses right?? So, my advice is tighten your lips, shake your head, and move on when you see things you don’t approve of. The best teachers lead by example.

Thanks for getting my name right this time.

Lani xx

Blogging at you from the Red Centre today It’s beautiful sunny weather outside, which I should be enjoying…. hmmm …. OK thats better. Blogging live from a deckchair hehehe. Go resorts, gotta love them.

Alias has nicked off for a bit of photography and to give me time to A) calm down after the restaurant fucked up my room service order…. they put EGG on my burger. There was no egg on the menu, and there shouldn’t be any on my plate, ever, cos eggs is just yucky. I mean think about it. It’s an unfertilised reproductive cell, complete with little self contained placental type embryo food. In humans we have Libra Fleur and Tampax to take care of the mess. Chickens encase it all neatly in a shell. Smart thinking, hygiene wise, but just cos it comes in a packet doesn’t make it food, alright? I know heaps of you eat eggs, and I’m cool to let you eat all the chicken periods you like, but don’t bring it anywhere near me unless you are a fan of rainbow showers.

Normally that wouldn’t be such a huge thing, but I was FREAKING HONGGGGRY. You know the kind of hungry where you contemplate stealing food from passing strangers who happen to be eating? That kinda hungry. The kind where your stomach rears up and threatens to jump out your throat and grab the food itself if you don’t hurry the hell up. The kind where you walk past a place that smells like food and you swivel unconsciously and before you know it, the diet is off and you’ve ingested the weight of an average 5 year old in wedges and steak with extra sour cream. That kinda hungry. (I had brekky on the freeway at like 5.15 am, and then just a lot of coffee and something Qantas tried to pass off as calzone. Epic fail Qantas)

And they fucked my food by adding chicken period. Not Happy Jan. I had to wait another 20 minutes for food. I was nearly gnawing on my foot by the time it came back sans disgusting things. On the upside it came back free with the cooks apologies, and the extra 20 minutes waiting probably made it doubly delicious

And finishing that earlier sentence, B) time to blog Hi neglected blog readers. I still love you but my brain doesn’t love me, and keeps forcing me to do things like eat and rest. It’s also whispering alluring things about blogging at nighttime and swimming now… Alias went to buy me fluro pink bikinis of all things, and he did bring a camera You guys should be getting used to things now, Rude pics go on Twitter and not rude shots go on facebook cos facebook is a prude.

Oooooh… BIKINIS!!!! ok, you guys will forgive me if I get semi nude and go frolic, yes???

YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!

bai now,

Lani xx