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Current Availability –

I have times where I am more likely to be able to see you. I don’t stay home during those times touching up my face and trying on different lingerie while I wait for your call, because that seems like a fairly boring sort of way to spend my time. I prefer beach days and dog walking and hanging out with my friends to twiddling my sexy thumbs, if I’m honest.

Anyway, my point is that we’re much more likely to get naked and filthy with each other if you factor in my needing an hour or two to go from gym-rat mode to sweet smelling seductress. Last minute bookings don’t have a super high chance of getting their end wet, I’m afraid.

MONDAY – Ā unavailableĀ 

TUESDAY – 9am – 3.30pm

WEDNESDAY – Ā 9am – 3.30pm

THURSDAY – 9am – 3.30pm

FRIDAY – 9am – 3.30pm

WEEKENDS – 7.30am – 4pmĀ 

EARLY MORNINGS, EVENINGS Ā – Book well in advance to avoidĀ disappointmentĀ 

A couple of things before we speakā€¦

AnyĀ contact method is fine if we have a bit of time on our side. If you are trying to get in touch for a booking right now then the phone is usually best. Please check contact page to make sure you have all the information you need before you call – this will save time for both of us.

I’m not into sexually explicit details during the call unless you have a pre booked phone sex session, so please be warned that I will airhorn anyone who can’t respect this. If you want to see if I’m ok with whatever you have in mind, email is more appropriate.

*”Appointments” are best arranged in advance. If I am in my PJ’s when you call and ask for a booking in half an hour, I will probably just say no and ask you to make an appointment for later or ask you to book a Beer ServiceĀ as it takes about 2 hours to prepare myself for a fully inclusive booking.

* For evening bookings I appreciate 48 hours (but I can cope with as little as 24 hours) between the time of enquiring and the time you want the booking. This gives us both time to work out the details, and also gives me time to adjust my sleeping pattern with nana naps and unwise doses of caffeine. I am happy to do Craft BeerĀ and overnight bookings from 6pm onwards. Shorter times are available during the day, unless otherwise advertised above.

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