This Week - Monday 29th January – Friday 3rd February 

Monday – 12pm – 3pm

Tuesday – 9am – 10am

Wednesday – 9am – 3pm

Thursday – 8am – 5pm

Friday – 8am – 4pm  

Next Week – Monday 6th February – Friday 1oth January

Monday – 8am – 2pm 

Tuesday – 8am – 4.30pm

Wednesday 8am – 5pm

Thursday – 8am – 5.30pm

Friday – 10am – 4pm

INCALL HAS MOVED – I’M NO LONGER IN THE APARTMENT – MAKE SURE YOU GET THE NEW ADDRESS

Any contact method is fine if we have a bit of time on our side. If you are trying to get in touch for a booking right now then the phone is usually the best way to get in touch. Please check contact page to make sure you have all the information you need before you call – this will save time for both of us.

I’m not into sexytimes or detailed scenario’s during the call unless its a pre booked phone sex session, so please be warned that I will airhorn anyone who can’t respect this. If you want to see if I’m ok with whatever you have in mind, email is more appropriate.

INCALL HAS MOVED – I’M NO LONGER IN THE APARTMENT – MAKE SURE YOU GET THE NEW ADDRESS

is now available!! Your discretion when visiting me is appreciated – the neighbors really don’t need to know what we are up to.

Facilities include the usual –  comfy bed, clean bathroom, fresh linen and towels, soap, mouthwash –  as well as:

• Assorted Tea’s, Aeropress coffee, hot chocolate, cold drinks and light snacks
• Discrete parking
• A very comfy couch
• Heating and aircon
• Blankets for snuggling in
• Large range of bathroom products to suit you
• Large screen plasma, with DVD player and XBox Kinnect, Nintendo Wii and Playstation 2 with Singstar – I like naked gaming but you’ll probably kick my ass at most games.
• A range of DVD’s (porn and non porn)
• An iPod dock – We can listen to your preferred music
• A huge range of condoms, femidoms, dental dams, latex gloves to keep us safe while we play
• The best lubricant/ body glide money can buy
• More sex toys than you’ll know what to do with,
• A large array of lingerie, costumes, business suits, corsetry and swimwear in sizes 6 − 12… If you’re a girl thinking of booking me, I LOVE dressing girls up in sexy clothes and then taking them all off again… we can totally raid my wardrobe before we play
• A chocolate fountain…. no kidding Feel free to bring stuff you’d like to dip in chocolate. By stuff I mean food. Thought I should probably be clear there
• Last but not least, little ol’ me

And coming soon, I’ll let you know when I have ticked them off…

• Robes, because big thick robes rock,
• Disposable slippers… the floor is getting cold in the bathroom
• Better razors for boys who forgot to shave

OUTCALL

Where I visit you at your home or in a hotel room you have organised –  is available generally between 9.30 am and 5pm, although if you’d like an afternoon or evening appointment you’ll need to give me
reasonable notice – see below. I generally do my admin and organising in the mornings. 

*”Appointments” are arranged in advance. If I have said in my availability that I am available for appointments on a Monday morning, but I don’t have any organised when I wake up on the Monday morning, I view it as free time. I go shopping, or to the beach. If there are appointments in my calendar, I know to put my sexy clothes on and make sure my hair is pretty. I get stressed and have panic attacks sometimes when I feel rushed, so if I am in my PJ’s when you call and ask for a booking in half an hour, I will probably just say no and ask you to make an appointment for another day. Just so you know

* For evening bookings “a bit of notice” translates as at least 48 hours between the time of enquiring and the time you want the booking. This gives us both time to work out the details, and also gives me time to adjust my sleeping pattern with nana naps and unwise doses of caffeine. I am happy to do dinner date and overnight bookings from 5pm onwards. Shorter times are available during the day, unless otherwise advertised above.