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Before contacting me, its best to have an idea what you’d like to organise. If you’re not familiar yet with my rates, services, rules and little personal quirks, please check out the rest of the website. I’ve included some nice pictures of my ass and a few things I thought were giggle worthy to make the chore a little bit less tedious.

Please don’t contact me before getting the information you need from the website, you won’t be able to make a booking because I only see people who have followed my instructions to the letter. Sorry, not sorry. It’s part of my screening process. I see very few people, and I’d rather see people I know I am going to get on well with. Life is too short to spend it with people I won’t like. 

If you’re contacting me to have a chat and get to know me, or to tell a joke, or just to say hi, best to leave it on social media, such as my twitter and facebook. Direct phone and email are reserved for people who know what they want, when they want it, how long they want it for, and what they’re going to do with it once they get their sticky little fingers on it. Fair?

Please note that I am often in long appointments, during which I can’t answer phone or emails. For this reason email and text are my preferred methods of contact for genuine enquiries and appointments.

Email – lusciouslani69@gmail.com


call or text me on 0487 902 392





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