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Eurgh. People who don’t do their homework shit me.

Because a lot of the time they are just timewasters. As in, they get their kicks wasting my time. This one dude has been texting me all last night and again this morning, asking prices and services and whether he can worship my body… I sent the link to the website, he continued to text things like “I want to worship your feet, how much?”

Duuude. Find a computer. Turn it on. Look at the website. Check rates. Check services. Then text me. After reading the etiquette page maybe. Do not tell me what you want to do to my tootsies before I have had my goddamn coffee. Or if you want to check if I’m cool with your kink, maybe email me a scenario you have in mind and I’ll give you a yay or a nay. Sending me pervey texts just makes me think you’re beating off in between messages. I can’t cope with that before breakfast or after dinner. Actually, it doesn’t make me happy at any point in time, but I’m more likely to give you the benefit of the doubt somewhere around lunchtime.

I’m really not cool with people being sleazy in my general direction.Yeah, I know, some people think its part of the job description, but really, its just not. Not before you’ve paid me, anyway. Especially if its prior to coffee. Just so you know. *mutters into cold coffee about it being the bloody weekend and how I’m sleepy and grumpy, and I mean, who the fuck texts that shit to people if theres a chance they havn’t woken up yet?*

I just made everyone at my house laugh because I went on a rant about no fetish requests before 10am. I don’t know what I said that was so damn funny, but there were snortlaughs and points were given to me for general hilarity… ok then lolz.

Anyway, thats enough of me being a grump. It’s a gorgeous crisp clear morning, now that the sun has decided it’s coming out. My delectable Sugar Daddy has told me to go buy myself a new coat, which I am going to do as soon as I have taken the puppies for a run. I havn’t decided if its a park run or a beach run or a combo beach/park run, but I will be running. Waaaay too many delicious fattening carbs this week lol.

In the news for today, I have figured out that if I open iPhoto while my iPhone is plugged into the Mac that it will upload the pictures. Hence, new nudity. Twitter folks may have already seen some of these, but not everyone is on Twitter yet lolz. 

So heres a lil bit of sweet to make up for the sour start to the day 🙂 Sorry about that lolz. I barely woke up before I got  out of bed, and I have to say I’m generally a bit of a bitch when I’m half asleep and feeling hassled.

Ok… caffeine levels just dropped noticeably. Typing speed slowing. Brain grinding to a halt. Inspiration lacking.

Oh look, tits to the left, ass to the right. (covering for lack of intelligent content… did it work?)

Have a good day folks. I’m off to see if I can mainline expresso…

Lani xx

PS there is now a big fuckoff TV & DVD player in the apartment. I have Family Guy or Porn to choose from at the  moment, and I am taking the Kinnect over there and setting it up as well, which means NAKED KINNECT FTW if  you wanna play one day. I also have Banjo Kazooie but I’m not very good at it yet. I figured I’d spend more time in  the work apartment if it was a fun place to be, and also the neighbour’s will just think I’m a gamer slut instead of a  whore if they hear me yelling at the television occasionally 😉 That works, right??

L. xx

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