- Herro Sydney. Can I just slip through real quick? No traffic? Pretty please?
- Pretty http://t.co/dYirhYV8
- Byebye Canberra xx
Hello from LaniLand :)
Heyy 
i’ve got some spare time while I wait for my car to be refitted with some stuff I know i’ve been somewhat snobbish lately, but god I feel better for it!!! Time away from all the bullshit and backstabbing of the forums have reminded me that I used to have a life outside of work. It was a pretty good one too.
In the last week I’ve been trying to pick some of it off where I left off… I’ve walked the dogs every day this week. I’ve discovered a park with one of those old school spinning wheels you hold onto, run with, jump on and hol on for dear life with. I fell off twice and didn’t bruise or break anything, which is unusual for me 
I’ve lost a friend over bullshit and made a new friend in the process.
I’ve stopped using my lani life as an excuse to neglect my other life. I even tried to go on a date – it was an epic fail… One of those uber embarrassing ‘ oh I’m sorry – you thought this was a date’ ‘yes, yes I did. My bad’ moments.
Sadly that’s happened to me more than once. I don’t cope well with all the pussy footing around in real life. It’s one of the reasons whoring suits me so well. It’s a way to take all the uncertainty out of dating. I just want to know you think I’m adorable and clever and funny. You handing over cash confirms that yes indeedy, I am those
things and you’d like to shag now.
Good to hear you are spending a bit of time living your real life!
You’ve worked very hard and you needed the break. Sorry that your date didn’t go well but I am sure there is someone out there just right for you! 
Great to hear LaniLand is giving you a chance to enjoy your other life. Also happy to hear you have been giving dating another go. Hope you meet someone who will care for you and look after you in the way you deserve.
lol, if you’re not hurting yourself doing silly things … why lani, you’re losing your touch.
Hey Lani it can be a bruising life and yr blog is a work of art testifying to this. But you also provide lots of fun and happiness and get some back, we hope!You MUST do the book and then the MOVIE then do a WORLD TOUR like an Annie Sprinkle, and as an exit strategy maybe do health for working girls or your own TV show or whatever. one thing is for sure, as your blog shows time and again, they can’t keep a good grrrrrrrrl down!