- Herro Sydney. Can I just slip through real quick? No traffic? Pretty please?
- Pretty http://t.co/dYirhYV8
- Byebye Canberra xx
Lets replay that one….
OK, yesterday was a bit of a fail workwise, but on the other hand my house is all spick n span and Wifey and I have promised each other we’ll keep it that way forever and ever.
Bets on how long that will last should be submitted now.
Damn you hotmail for your extended forwarding times. Damn the insurance industry for messing with things in general, and real estate in particular. Damn the real estate itself for complying with the insurance industry. Damn house inspections most of all, and more than that, damn house inspections you don’t find out about until the morning they are supposed to happen right to hell.
Gawd, that was an effort… We found out about our 11am inspection (they happen every 3 months now for some reason, we suspect because they have to comply with insurance bodies who don’t care if we don’t want strangers tramping through our home on a regular basis poking through the bathroom and possibly disturbing new habitats) at the ripe old time of about 7am.
We got it switched to a 4.30 inspection, and then spent the day madly dusting and vacuuming and sorting piles of lonely socks into happy little couples. Which was exhausting but kinda fun… Wifey and I very rarely clean at the same time, she is a nightowl and I am an early bird. I make her coffee in the morning to get her sleepy ass out of bed, and she switches the light off for me after I fall asleep at nana o’clock.. It works in a strange way, as our house isn’t huge and we are both quite snobbish at times, both of us need a lot of alone time or we get narky 
Anyhoo, enough about Wifey and the housework, my point was I didn’t get any shagging done yesterday. None. I’m having a bit of a dry spell lolz. I havn’t even checked into the hotel yet
The phone is switched on now however, and I’m about to go jump in the shower and put my face on etc, so I’ll be ready to rumble from say 7-8 if anyone is keen for an eye opener, and then from 9am- 3ish or whenever I get bored and go home
Also, has anyone spotted the new Happy Hour and other specials page? there has been pretty much no comment on it, so I’m wondering if it’s the stony silence of disapproval I am hearing, or if it is possibly the distracted silence of “who? What now?” and no one has actually spotted it yet….. Let me know what you think of it anyway. Especially you, Boater. I named it after you, after all I hope you aren’t cross at me because I snapped at you….. 
Sorry again.
Oh, EWW!! I just looked outside and either my eyes are playing tricks on me or it is a fucking awful day outside!! It could just be the grey of dawn, but I think it is the grey of a miserable sort of day outside…. Yuck
OK, showertime
Lani xx
I did notice the new happy hour & specials page but didn’t know you were after feedback! lol
Next thing that stood out for me was the consistency in the price structure, which I think was one of the many good feedback you received previously. I noticed your dinner rates specials are set at 2,5 & 8 hour intervals. I’m just curious as to why you went for this instead of a doubling of the hours (ie 2,4,8 hour intervals)? The only reason I ask is that your normal dinner date rate is 4 hours so having that option in your specials would work in terms of consistency. Also I think if the middle package was set at 4 hours it would highlight the fantastic value of the 8 hour package even more.
My 2 cents: first thing I noticed was the variety of options that are available!
For your pre-booked & urge strikes rates is there a reason why you didn’t write down the rate for 2 hours? I’m just thinking it could be a common question & might save you being asked it over & over again.
Overall I think your new specials are great and for me, consistency in rates and fantastic value are the 2 standout features!
PS: Just one small housekeeping comment. The link under “Lani’s Newcastle Happy Hour!” at the top of the menu is pointing to your normal rates page instead of your new specials page.
Hi LLL, awesome day here!! No problem for mw with restricted times for Happy Hour and you look good in anything, better in nothing. Putting the clock on however just doesn’t seem to be Lani’s style, but can live with it. XoXoX
Look! I am famous!
Looks good Lani – though the text might be a bit complex – you don’t want to put shy guys of booking (“Impress me with what you want to do” is the gist of what I am reading) and when I read the detail it seems a ‘date’ is sort of optional – so long as food is involved you seem happy to have a shag-a-thon.
The point of the text is to make it attractive – every condition put on an appointment needs to serve a purpose, either to make sure you get what you are looking for or to make it more attractive – as every condition you put there will deter someone.
I would also consider adding to to the “Happy Hour – Pre booked” a 10am to 10pm (Thursday only) $1,500 option.
Gives you the opportunity to turn a good day (7 hour, $1,000 weekday booking) into a really good day (12 hour, $1,500 weekday booking).
Might help tip some of those guys who would have to travel to see you over the edge and get them up there.
Incidentally – how could I be cross with you for snapping at me? You had apologized even before I had seen the snap. You just haven’t been saying much recently.
Yes, today was ‘orrible. Windy, cold and occasional showers. The Happy Hour etc page is good, for me anyway. I like the dinner/date ideas very much, but will need to save my dollars and think creatively