- thats just so fucked up, I don't even have words for it #Syria #BombingChildren
- RT @ahmed: Graphic RT @OmarShakir91: #Syria #Homs #Babaamr this girl lost her life because of shelling #UN http://t.co/yULwTbQB
- RT @claudiapapo: RT @ahmed: Awful RT @OmarShakir91: #Syria #Homs #Babaamr kid from babaamr lost his lag #UN http://t.co/BkRjqNs5
- RT @Sara723: #Homs: Reports of 240+ injured & 14 dead in the past hour alone. #Syria
- so many comedians.
Normal Rates
Singles*
Please note rates are non negotiable. Please note that tour rates apply to ALL BOOKINGS that do not occur in Newcastle/Hunter Valley. Rates are for time and companionship only – what you do with your time will not affect the rate you are charged. PLAN AHEAD AND SAVE!! – Good organisation should be rewarded, don’t you think? If you organise your booking 7 days or more in advance, you’ll be rewarded with a 10% discount for that booking. If you organise a repeat booking before you leave, you’ll receive an additional 10% discount on your next booking. Thats a possible 20% saving for helping me get my week all organised!! Woot!! *Newcastle & Hunter Valley*
- 1hr: $350
- 2hrs: $650
- 4hrs: $950 (+ $250 for each additional hour)
- 12hrs: $2000 (+ $150 for each additional hour)
Sydney and Tours*
- 1hr: $500
- 2hrs: $850
- 4hrs: $1,400 (+ $300 for each additional hour)
- 12hrs: $3000 (+ $200 for each additional hour)
Couples*
Newcastle & Hunter Valley
- 1hr: $600
- 2hrs: $950
- 4hrs: $1,400 (+ $300 for each additional hour)
- 12hrs: $3,000 (+ $200 for each additional hour)
Sydney and Tours*
- 1hr: $800
- 2hrs: $1,050
- 4hrs: $1,800 (+ $400 for each additional hour)
- 12hrs: $3,500 (+ $300 for each additional hour)
*Terms & Conditions:
- “tour bookings” are bookings outside of Newcastle and the Hunter Valley
- all tour bookings are to be 20% pre-paid. Funds must clear at least 72 hours before I arrive in your home city. Cancellations will be fully refunded if made at least 7 days prior to tour starting. Any cancellations made by me will be refunded in full with my apologies. Bank details for deposit will be provided on confirmation of booking.
- Singleton, Nelsons Bay and Lake Macquarie incur a $50 travel fee for the first hour of the booking.
- a “Single” is defined as a person who intends to visit me on their own, or with a platonic friend.
- a “Couple” is defined as two people in a sexual relationship with each other, who intend to visit me together.
- Couples rates do not apply to 2 friends booking a threesome with me unless you intend to have sex with your friend during our time – see Singles rate, multiply by 2 for appropriate fee for that service.
- Singles and Couples can be of any gender, in any combination. I don’t discriminate based on gender or sexual orientation.
- Overnight bookings include a minimum of 4 hours sleep time.
- Discounts do not apply to clients on grandfathered rates unless client has a healthcare card.
