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Please note rates are non negotiable. These rates are for you if you are looking for me at my very best, with all my bells and whistles shined to perfection, trying my hardest to make your face melt from all of the amazing things I can do with you, to you, while you watch.

 I will incorporate skills I’ve learned in burlesque, music lessons, gymnastics and cheerleading with talents I have been honing in the bedroom since I was of legal age. I will show you my secrets, and we will explore skin and mouths and tender flesh and discover all of the ways to make each other shudder and moan.
Sex on its own, just for the sake of it is not a bad thing, I guess, but sex with someone you have a connection with is something else. It is life affirming, rejuvenating, warm, funny, it makes you smile until your cheeks ache as much as your loins do. I want to to form a connection with you – just for our moment together. I want to talk with you and share food with you and fall into bed giggling with you after subjecting you to a bit of naked guitar playing and a demonstration of my latest thing I just learned at gymnastics.  
If thats not what you were looking for, I have Tighter Bookings, with tighter restrictions, for those on tighter budgets. If you’d like to indulge a little, not necessarily a lot, I offer Lady of the Night bookings as an introduction to my services.  
Newcastle and the Lower Hunter Valley*
  • 1hr: $500
  • 2hrs: $650 (+ $250 for each additional hour)
  • 4hrs: $950 (+ $250 for each additional hour)
  • 12hrs: $2000 (+ $150 for each additional hour)

Sydney and Tours*

  • 1hr: $700
  • 2hrs: $850 (+ $250 for each additional hour)
  • 4hrs: $1,250 (+ $250 for each additional hour)
  • 12hrs: $2000 (+ $150 for each additional hour)

*Terms & Conditions:

  • “tour bookings” are bookings outside of Newcastle and the Lower Hunter Valley
  • all tour bookings are to be 20% pre-paid. Funds must clear at least 72 hours before I arrive in your home city. Cancellations will be fully refunded if made at least 7 days prior to tour starting. Any cancellations made by me will be refunded in full with my apologies. Bank details for deposit will be provided on confirmation of booking.
  • These rates are for people who intend to visit me on their own, or with a platonic friend.
  • Bookings of 4 hours or more need to include a snack break or I’ll probably pass out.
  • Overnight bookings include a minimum of 4 hours sleep time.

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