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Rates for Organised/ Budget Conscious People Who Aren’t After Anything Too Elaborate or Kinky* 

  • 30 Mins        – $250

  • 1.5 Hours    – $350

  • 2 Hours      – $ 500

  • 3 Hours       – $650

  • 7 Hours       – $1200

Appointments that are not confirmed at least an hour prior to the start time, or that book an appointment starting within 24 hours, or that fail to arrive or depart in a timely fashion will be charged according to the rates below.

Rates for Slightly Less Organised/ Punctual But Maybe Still Budget Conscious People Who Also Aren’t After Anything Too Elaborate or Kinky –

  • 30 Minutes – $300

  • 1.5 hours     – $400

  • 2 Hours      -$600

  • 3 hours       – $750

  • 7 hours     – $1500


*My presentation will be clean, neat and tidy, but I will not be spending my usual 2 to 3 hours grooming to perfection before we meet – I may very well be in gym gear or in casual clothes with bare feet. If you’d like no effort spared preparing for you, refer to Champagne Rates
*That you book your appointment 24 hours or more in advance or you will pay Slightly Less Organised rates,
*That you confirm your appointment with a quick text on the morning in question at least an hour prior to your starting time (“still keen” would cover it) or you will pay Slightly Less Organised/Punctual rates
*That you arrive and leave on time, or you will pay Slightly Less Organised/ Punctual rates
*That you have no service requests that require extra preparation or time, costumes or equipment, such as anal play/sex, dress-up fantasies, or a burlesque or toy show.

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