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Dinner Date Rates – Thursday to Saturday Nights Only From 6pm – Late

I, like any other sensible girl, adore being wined, dined and 69’d. However, I don’t want to do it every day, and I need a little extra notice to get my party shoes on in the evenings, due to being the kind of person who regularly watches the sun rise as I’m getting out of bed in the morning. If you’d like to keep me up past my bedtime doing all kinds of naughty things but you don’t want to wake up with me the next day, this is the way to do it 🙂

A Nibble and Some Nookie – 2 Hours,  $600 *

Date A Delicious Deviant – 5 hours, $1200 

A Feast of Fornication – 8 hours, $1700 *

+ To extend evening packages, please add $250 per hour.


*These are dinner date rates. As the name implies, these bookings include activities (not necessarily eating, for the record) other than bedroom activities. If you prefer to concentrate exclusively on having sex, these rates won’t suit you.
*That you book your appointment 24 hours or more in advance.
*That you arrive and leave on time.
*That you have no more than one service request that requires extra preparation or time, costumes or equipment, such as anal play/sex, dress-up fantasies, or a burlesque or toy show. Refer to Vaudevillianess Rates if you’d like the full range of what I have to offer.
*I’m on a pretty restricted diet for health reasons, so there are a lot of things I can’t eat. I’m happy to cook for us or suggest places that serve food that probably won’t kill me.
*I don’t mind sneaky hands occasionally, but I won’t like being groped or kissed in public if there are witnesses- I live near here and I know lots of people. I expect discretion from you, and I will be discrete in return.
*If you’re a bit worried about going out in public, theres no pressure to leave my place – we can have a fantastic time at home.

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