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Luscious LaniServices Available

* kissing, cuddling, spooning
* stroking, caressing, sexy massages
* tickling, rasberries, cheeky spankings
* mutual oral – sensuous kisses for the sensitive parts 😉 Penetration is protected.
* protected sex in a variety of positions
* conversation and companionship
* shared meals, wine, coffee, laughs
* Anything non sexual you’d like to suggest, from knitting to skydiving – I love new experiences, and I love doing old things with new people.

All of the above services are available at all of my price points.

I also have a range of special skills and talents that I like to share, however due to time and budget constraints and my own physical well-being, I felt that it was best to reserve those things for people who are after a more extravagant and unique experience. Some of these skills and talents are sexual, some are physical, and some are performance based such as burlesque. Vaudevillianess appointments will be tailored to your specific desires.

These bookings are best for people who are interested in being amused and entertained and shocked and amazed while lolling around in the nude. For those who appreciate the theatrical and the hilarious in equal doses. For those who’d like a naked lady in golden paint to serenade them on their birthday and then jump out of a cake.

Or for those who are really interested in diddling me in my bottom. Theres that too. There is also rummaging through my extensive collection of erotic aids, including Lelo vibrators, light BDSM equipment, glass and steel and rubber dildos and plugs, and much more.

This is also for people who prefer their companions to be immaculately presented, with no attention to detail spared.

Phone Sex & Webcam

Phone sex and video call sessions are available by appointment only and must be prepaid. Funds must be received 24 hours prior to your appointment for the session to take place. The rates are $150 per 20 minute session or $350 for the hour. I prefer to use FaceTime for web sessions. I do not agree to these sessions being recorded or broadcast in any way for any reason. 

Interstate Bookings

I like to spread the joy. I like to bring happiness wherever I can. I tour when I can, and I’d like to tour more often. If I haven’t been to your area yet, maybe you’d like to invite me over for an afternoon romp or even a bit of a slumber party. If you live outside of the Sydney, Hunter or Port Stephens regions there are a few little things I need to help smooth the way. These are:

  • A minimum of a 4 hour booking at touring rates.
  • All expenses including return flights, other transport, accommodation, meals, drinks and entertainment are to be taken care of by you.
  • Booking is to be pre-paid
  • If travel time is longer than 4 hours I require a night in a five star hotel to freshen up before meeting you in the morning.

Extended Bookings

Sometimes you just need to get away from it all. Why not take me with you? We could escape for a dirty weekend or maybe take a little cruise. Then again, who says we need to go anywhere at all?

If you’d like to see me for a longer booking, please email me and let me know the details and I will get back to you with a quote within 24 hours.

Please ensure that you understand these requirements before making a booking.

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