There’s a really quick and easy way, demonstrated by Some Douche On The Phone about 10 minutes ago.

Call me and tell me you saw the add with my picture and phone number in the paper and then ask me the rates and to describe myself and my service… You must claim not to have seen the website.You didn’t even know there was a website.

Why does this shit me? I’ve never used an ad with a pic and a number – that’s another girl in Newcastle. I only ever use my website as a point of contact, so anyone calling me has seen the website. Or possibly a cached ad from a classifieds thingy. He did specify newspaper ad tho, so I highly doubt it… website with pictures and rates and descriptions and reviews already there for his convenience would be my bet.

Dude, if you want to ring for a sly wank while pretending to be interested in a booking, at least get your story straight first. Or you could be decent about things and put the $$ for a phone sex booking in my account, that works just as well, and leaves me feeling much less like some horrible skeeze just tried to cheat me out of a buck.

Grumble grumble grumble. I’d like a nice headjob now to cheer me up please. Anyone keen?

Lani xx

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